Twilight. The Series.

Okay, to get this blog entry started off, let me present you to the topic at hand--Twilight. Though an appealing, fascinating, respected series (Yeah, right, just disregard what I had said), it has only gone so far to gain too much of the previously listed, and contributed to extremely little to benefit from (Wow. I sound like jordanhass on YouTube already, lulz).

Now time for the overall literacy-enriched benefits--wait, that's right, there are none. Basically, upon reading the first five lines plus the back summary of the book, I had dropped the book, put it back on the shelf, and immediately ran to the Borders' bathroom. All I can say is that the book's writing was utter nonsense--equivalent to that of absolute failure. I felt as if I had only been reading off of a script after reading sentences upon the lines of something similar to this:

"Getting up in the morning, I ate breakfast, then I went to school, then I met Edward, then he loved me, but I found out he was dangerous. D :"

Yes, pretty much something you could put on a to do list instead...only past tenses. Incredible. Just Incredible. Honestly, the publishers of this series should've thought twice before releasing such an abomination to its selected demographic:

Young adults.

My goodness, shoot me already. The least we need is adolescents screaming about an emotionless character like Edward in sheer ecstasy because of his "hotness". Ugh, the thought of him. It sends me chills down my spine. Did I mention the badly structured characters yet? Wait--I did! But let me go into more detail. As you should know, the characters--like Edward, are really like paper dolls. You cut them out of paper, and all you have left is the clothes/paint/decorations, but that still doesn't say they get emotions. At all. See? Dolls. Nothing else, nothing more.

Oh, and as for the fandom, let me say something:

Please.
Shut.
Up.

The romance/plot/characters aren't even/about as relaxing as sticking staples in your skin (Yes, this seems more entertaining, but I'm only exaggerating you freaks out there). Secondly, Edward isn't hot. I've seen how you describe him as "EVURYBODIEZ HAWT GUY!!!11!!!1". Yeah, no. I don't seem to be fond of his character do I?! Oh wait--I hate the series as it is. Delightful. Third, plot just stinks, there's too many plot twists, it just plain sucks.

If you think the media and materials for Twilight ends here, you are obscenely mistaken. The Twilight movie is coming out. I will ready my shotgun. I advise you anti-Twilight supporters to do the same, and ignore the fandom after the movie as much as possible. I assure you, the movie itself will suck, and the fandom will smoke heroin thinking Edward will save them from “The State Werewolf Prison".
Until next time everyone~!